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BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE

HOLYSHIT

guys omg guys guys listen

whoa…..

Fun fact: That’s Jackie Chan singing the Mandarin version.

/casually listens to this the whole day

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MY FACE WHEN I HEARD THIS

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samandriel:

A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar

samandriel:

A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar

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"‎”Boys are told from a young age that whatever they do will be excused under the “boys will be boys” mantra, and that “boys will be boys” mentality leads to what I call the “BOILING FROG” problem of women’s sexual boundaries. I call it that because if you put a frog into a pot of boiling water, it will jump right out, but if you put a frog into a pot of room-temperature water and slowly heat it to a boil, the frog will acclimate as it heats and never jump out, eventually boiling to death. Similarly, when we learn as young girls to tolerate “low-level” boundary violations like the ones we often are forced to suffer in silence at school, at home and on the street – bra-snapping, boob-grabbing, ass pinching, catcalling, dick flashing “all in good fun” relentless violations that adults and authorities routinely ignore – it makes it harder for us to notice when even greater boundaries are being violated, eventually leading to the reality that many women who are raped just freeze and fall silent, because that’s what they’ve been taught to do over and over since day one. You tell me what’s more infantilizing: repeatedly letting boys (and grown men) off the hook for their behavior because “boys will be boys” and we can’t ever expect any differently, or creating a consent standard in which all partners take active responsibility for their partner’s safety, and which acknowledges the truly diseased sexual culture we’re soaking in every day.”"

The (nonexistent) terrible, horrible, no good, very bad consequences of enthusiastic consent - Jaclyn Friedman (via queerintersectional)

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Ted: Marshall had become addicted to creating songs and photo montages documenting various mundane events. So for months, all of Marshall’s, friends and professional colleagues were getting emails like this.

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luala:

13” MACBOOK PRO 2012 (lightly used) GIVEAWAY
So last year (2012) I bought myself a macbook right when it came out.  I used it up until christmas when my parents went off and bought me the 15” macbook pro retina.  I now have no use for this macbook, and I’ve tried to sell it on websites and stuff but all I’ve gotten so far are scams.  Anyway, here are the rules:
1) Must be following my blog, luala
2) Must reblog this photo to be officially “entered” (no fucking likes, I will kill you)
3) I’ll enter all your blog names into an online random name generator and message the person at the end of the month.  (January 31st)
Lastly,  I’m trying to do a nice thing here so if people get all weird I’m gonna stop.  

luala:

13” MACBOOK PRO 2012 (lightly used) GIVEAWAY

So last year (2012) I bought myself a macbook right when it came out.  I used it up until christmas when my parents went off and bought me the 15” macbook pro retina.  I now have no use for this macbook, and I’ve tried to sell it on websites and stuff but all I’ve gotten so far are scams.  Anyway, here are the rules:

1) Must be following my blog, luala

2) Must reblog this photo to be officially “entered” (no fucking likes, I will kill you)

3) I’ll enter all your blog names into an online random name generator and message the person at the end of the month.  (January 31st)

Lastly,  I’m trying to do a nice thing here so if people get all weird I’m gonna stop.  

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fractaljester replied to your post: But…

It’s mutual. Trust me.

NO, I shan’t.